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about: 25 | bartender | i'm not good at art | orange county, ca
links: twitter | facebook | dailybooth | vimeo | 12seconds | robo.to
contact: gmail | aim | formspring
Dear Chase,
I feel like I can call you “Chase” because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about, and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run! Rooting for you!
Mac
THIS EPISODE KILLS ME EVERY TIME. “oh shit… there’s STICKERS.”
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Oh shit, there’s stickers!
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“oh shit, there
Ahahaha. I love how Mac writes like a 4th grader.
i decided i’m writing this, and giving it to chase if i ever meet him
If you want like a big brother or something..
interestingly enough I was also fantasizing about a great friendship with Chase Utley yesterday. Unlike most women, it...
I really, really, REALLY want to know what Chase Utley would do after receiving a letter like this.
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The stickers. Omg. Haha.
You know he’s like 5 years younger than you right?
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OMG. HOW DID YOU GET MY LETTER TO UTLEY!?!?!